Backseat Humorist Gifts

"My last dog always too a right there."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

Volkswagen Scandal

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'Beware of SUV.'

'We've found the problem...'

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

Steak Lovers.

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

No Hand Signals

Lucky car.

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Yoga Class. Ernie, check this out -- The "lotus" position! Looks more like the "low-tush" position!

Backseat Predators

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

Taxi fares.

"Well, Charles, it wasn't a 'pesky little wasp,' it was a hummingbird."

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

'I'm giving mostly gift certificates this year, so I wrap them with junk from the garage to throw people off track.'

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

Parking? I don't think so.