Backseat Joker Gifts

Taxi fares.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'How about a nice saloon?'

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

"I could stick that landing."

'Power steering.'

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

Backseat Predators

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

"My last dog always too a right there."

"You're doing it wrong."

Men should not be afraid to stop and ask for directions.

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

Learner Drivers

'Perhaps that will shut you up!'

'Slow down on the speed bumps, Harvey.'

"You are doing 53 in a 35 zone."

"Okay, okay! I'll ask the next person I see for directions!"

What's the car doing there? That's God come to drive them from the garden.

What say we don't put a claim in on this one. He barely grazed me.

"Stop it!"

How To Save Gas.

"Would you like me to drive from the front seat or the back seat?"

Car Rental: 'Just be glad it's once a year.'

"Better slow up...there's a speed bump ahead."

"The only decking you'll see in my garden..."