Backseat Barker Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Arf! Arf!'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Dog phrenology

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

Dog in therapy.

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

Dog

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

"Sorry to disturb you, Ma'am, but we've had some reports of a dog barking."

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

'Stop barking, Winston!'

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

Taxi fares.

'Honey, I think it's cute that grumpy sings along with universal idols.'

Out Of Order

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

'Are we there yet Dad?'

'Patience, consistency and treats are really great training tools...and they work well with dogs, too.'

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

Dog: Ruff! Ruff! Ruff,ruff,ruff! Ruff,ruff! Valet Barking.