Backseat Barker Enthusiast Pillows

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Arf! Arf!'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Dog phrenology

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

Dog in therapy.

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Select a song: Another Dog Barking. Lots of Other Dogs Barking. Howling. Siren. Doorbell. Dog Karaoke.

Dog

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. The Dog's Muse.

"Sorry to disturb you, Ma'am, but we've had some reports of a dog barking."

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

'Stop barking, Winston!'

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

Taxi fares.

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

'Honey, I think it's cute that grumpy sings along with universal idols.'

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

Out Of Order

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

'Are we there yet Dad?'

'Patience, consistency and treats are really great training tools...and they work well with dogs, too.'

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.