Back Seat Driver Enthusiast Pillows

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Man helping a mini learner driver

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'The penguin is upset...'

I love my motor.

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

Stone Age Driving Test

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

Backseat Predators

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

"Better move over Earl seein' as you never graduated 4th grade."

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

"You're very courteous for a hog"

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

'How was my emergency stop?'

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

"You're going on a very short journey."

"Today we're learning how to simultaneously drive and talk on the cell phone!"