Backseat Driver Lover Pillows

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

"I could stick that landing."

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

Backseat Predators

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

"Better move over Earl seein' as you never graduated 4th grade."

'Are we there yet Dad?'

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

Sat Nag

"You're doing it wrong."

School of Backseat Driving

"But there's a huge sinkhole in that spot!"

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

'Perhaps that will shut you up!'

"You are doing 53 in a 35 zone."

'You drive and I'll criticise.'

'Throw in a 'ooh, you missed a short cut there' and you'll pass easily...'

You're turning onto Jackson? Miller is waaaay faster! Watch the kid on the bike! Backseat GPS.

'When Meema is driving you can have dibs on the front seat in perpetuity.'

How To Save Gas.

"You should have listened, I warned you that we were approaching the end of the pier..."

Road Sign: You are now lost. I told you so next 30 miles.

'I told you to keep your eyes on the road!'

Driving To Hell and Back

"Better slow up...there's a speed bump ahead."

"Let's try it again, Steven. He made several decisions you failed to second-guess."

The Not Super-Smart but Really Supportive Car