Backseat Driving Pillows

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

"I could stick that landing."

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

"Better move over Earl seein' as you never graduated 4th grade."

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

Backseat Predators

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

Sat Nag

School of Backseat Driving

"You're doing it wrong."

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

"You are doing 53 in a 35 zone."

'Slow down on the speed bumps, Harvey.'

'Sorry we're late - Maureen read the road map!'

'Perhaps that will shut you up!'

'You drive and I'll criticise.'

How To Save Gas.

"You should have listened, I warned you that we were approaching the end of the pier..."

"Would you like me to drive from the front seat or the back seat?"

'I told you to keep your eyes on the road!'

Driving To Hell and Back

"Better slow up...there's a speed bump ahead."