Backseat Driving Gifts

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

"I could stick that landing."

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

"Better move over Earl seein' as you never graduated 4th grade."

Backseat Predators

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

Sat Nag

"You're doing it wrong."

School of Backseat Driving

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

'Slow down on the speed bumps, Harvey.'

'Sorry we're late - Maureen read the road map!'

'Perhaps that will shut you up!'

"You are doing 53 in a 35 zone."

'You drive and I'll criticise.'

'Throw in a 'ooh, you missed a short cut there' and you'll pass easily...'

You're turning onto Jackson? Miller is waaaay faster! Watch the kid on the bike! Backseat GPS.

"You should have listened, I warned you that we were approaching the end of the pier..."

How To Save Gas.

Road Sign: You are now lost. I told you so next 30 miles.

'I told you to keep your eyes on the road!'

"Would you like me to drive from the front seat or the back seat?"

Driving To Hell and Back