Backseat Driver Specialist Gifts

Sat Nag

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Yes, That Was The Exit

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

Taxi

Tunnel Mural

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

"I could stick that landing."

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

'Acquiring Satellite.'

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

Space Train

Shipping contract.

"Better move over Earl seein' as you never graduated 4th grade."

A-340 Airbus.

Bob's overnight courier - pushing the envelope.

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

Hee-Haul

Back seat race car drivers.

Confusing Traffic Sign.

Road Signs.

'If no one rides it, is it still mass transit?'

"Huge potholes, unsafe bridges - our infrastructure is falling apart! Debates don't talk about it - where's the answer?"