Backseat Driver Coach Gifts

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Yes, That Was The Exit

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

STRIP Hambone: 'He refuses to come in'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

"Fetch! What about a please?"

Kick! Go for it!

'If I am a bad dog, it's because you never took time to teach me right from wrong.'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"Sit!"

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

Rodin's Coach-Driver

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

Centaur Driver

'Gladys, I don't think you should let Buster fetch the paper anymore.'

The truth about ghosts

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

A nice team.

Come on, I have agility training soon.

Sports update: Some teams won and some teams lost.

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

"Better move over Earl seein' as you never graduated 4th grade."