Backseat Driver Aficionado Gifts

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Man helping a mini learner driver

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

I love my motor.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

Stone Age Driving Test

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"You're very courteous for a hog"

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

I don't brake for tail gators.

"You call that teaching."

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

"Better move over Earl seein' as you never graduated 4th grade."

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

Backseat Predators

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'Are we there yet Dad?'

'How was my emergency stop?'

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

"Today we're learning how to simultaneously drive and talk on the cell phone!"