Backseat Driver Supporter Gifts

Road Sign: You are now lost. I told you so next 30 miles.

"Just be yourself."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Bob's Driving School.

Runner going through hurdles.

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

Backseat Predators

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

"Better move over Earl seein' as you never graduated 4th grade."

Insect Para-Olympics

"Thanks, Chuck, I admire your NASCARness also."

Sat Nag

"But there's a huge sinkhole in that spot!"

School of Backseat Driving

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

"They're for water hazard holes."

"You are doing 53 in a 35 zone."

'Perhaps that will shut you up!'

'You drive and I'll criticise.'

"Well...it finally happened...instead of a sound system for his wheels, Ralphie just got wheels for his sound system!"

'Throw in a 'ooh, you missed a short cut there' and you'll pass easily...'

"You should have listened, I warned you that we were approaching the end of the pier..."

You're turning onto Jackson? Miller is waaaay faster! Watch the kid on the bike! Backseat GPS.

'I told you to keep your eyes on the road!'

Driving To Hell and Back

"Let's try it again, Steven. He made several decisions you failed to second-guess."

"Do you have to be such a backseat driver?"