Backseat Buddy Gifts

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Bike Rides

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

Flower power.

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

"I could stick that landing."

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

Backseat Predators

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'Are we there yet Dad?'

Tandem with TV on the back.

"My last dog always too a right there."

Adventure

"You're doing it wrong."

School of Backseat Driving

"They're padded shorts: yes, your butt looks big."

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

'Coming through!'

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

'Perhaps that will shut you up!'

"You are doing 53 in a 35 zone."

'You drive and I'll criticise.'

'You don't have to worry about muggers around here!'