Backseat Banter Lover Gifts

"Nobody likes a back seat driver!"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

An Archeologic Dig

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'Here comes Ted.'

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

'How long will it be until he can sit up and take the criticism?'

'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?'

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'Speak with the voice of reason again.'

Sports Bar: 5-7 pm No Bullying During Happy Hour.

Backseat Predators

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

"I saw the guy who cut me off on the highway get pulled over by a police officer!"

'Sorry. No trade-ins.'

'Are we there yet Dad?'

Bus rally tour

"Did we tell you? Debbie's going to be on 'Car Talk.'"

Nice boobs. Where did you buy them?

"There might have been some carelessness on my part, but it was mostly just good police work."