Backseat Driver Humorist Gifts

How To Save Gas.

"Better slow up...there's a speed bump ahead."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

'Would you watch where you're going already.'

Lucky car.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

No Hand Signals

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Speed Checked By Radar.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

Backseat Predators

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

Parking? I don't think so.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

"My last dog always too a right there."

'I've been glamped!'