Backseat Driver Humor Gifts

Backseat Predators

'Perhaps that will shut you up!'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

World's cheapest car

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

'Are we there yet Dad?'

"My last dog always too a right there."

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

School of Backseat Driving

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

"You're doing it wrong."

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

"Watch out Stan, we've got a tail-gater."

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

Drinker at bar: 'No more for me, thanks. Any more and I slur the words I'm texting in the car...'

Stop at the next chemist please, I've run out of tranquilizers.

Need for oil?

"You are doing 53 in a 35 zone."