Backseat Driver Humor Prints

Backseat Predators

'Perhaps that will shut you up!'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

World's cheapest car

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

All you'd expect in a British car!

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

'Are we there yet Dad?'

"My last dog always too a right there."

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

"You're doing it wrong."

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

School of Backseat Driving

"Watch out Stan, we've got a tail-gater."

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

Drinker at bar: 'No more for me, thanks. Any more and I slur the words I'm texting in the car...'

Stop at the next chemist please, I've run out of tranquilizers.

Need for oil?

"Flashed again....Anyone would think I was on full beam!"

"You are doing 53 in a 35 zone."

Bug on the windshield.