Learner Driver Humor Prints

Stop at the next chemist please, I've run out of tranquilizers.

Bob's Driving School.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Backseat Predators

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

'Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.'

'Check your blind spot'

"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"

Driver under instruction

"Watch out Stan, we've got a tail-gater."

"No, Mr. Smith. You can't go and wheel spin outside Edna's chip shop."

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER.

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

'You know perfectly well what 'Stop and fill her up' means, Mr.Wainwright!'

"Flashed again....Anyone would think I was on full beam!"

"The Accelerator."

'Perhaps that will shut you up!'

'Okay, which ones are the bad guys?'

Learner driver conned into being a getaway driver

when you hear me scream' oh my god you're going to kill us...stop the f***** car'' then I'd like you to apply the emergency brake

Bug on the windshield.