Backseat Driver Banter Gifts

"You should have listened, I warned you that we were approaching the end of the pier..."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

Backseat Predators

'Sorry. No trade-ins.'

'Are we there yet Dad?'

"My last dog always too a right there."

School of Backseat Driving

"You're doing it wrong."

"Watch out Stan, we've got a tail-gater."

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

Stop at the next chemist please, I've run out of tranquilizers.

'Perhaps that will shut you up!'

'Slow down on the speed bumps, Harvey.'

I still don't see how these 'hand free' laws make you any safer...

"You are doing 53 in a 35 zone."

'You drive and I'll criticise.'

"I want to be ready in case there's an emergency."

How To Save Gas.

"Stop it!"

'Throw in a 'ooh, you missed a short cut there' and you'll pass easily...'

You're turning onto Jackson? Miller is waaaay faster! Watch the kid on the bike! Backseat GPS.

Road Sign: You are now lost. I told you so next 30 miles.

'I told you to keep your eyes on the road!'

Driving To Hell and Back

"Better slow up...there's a speed bump ahead."

"Let's try it again, Steven. He made several decisions you failed to second-guess."