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"You should have listened, I warned you that we were approaching the end of the pier..."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

Backseat Predators

'Sorry. No trade-ins.'

'Are we there yet Dad?'

"My last dog always too a right there."

"You're doing it wrong."

School of Backseat Driving

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

"Watch out Stan, we've got a tail-gater."

Stop at the next chemist please, I've run out of tranquilizers.

'Perhaps that will shut you up!'

'You drive and I'll criticise.'

"You are doing 53 in a 35 zone."

I still don't see how these 'hand free' laws make you any safer...

'Slow down on the speed bumps, Harvey.'

How To Save Gas.

"I want to be ready in case there's an emergency."

"Stop it!"

'I told you to keep your eyes on the road!'

"Better slow up...there's a speed bump ahead."

Driving To Hell and Back

"Let's try it again, Steven. He made several decisions you failed to second-guess."

"Do you have to be such a backseat driver?"