Backseat Driver Gifts

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

"You are doing 53 in a 35 zone."

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

"I could stick that landing."

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

"Better move over Earl seein' as you never graduated 4th grade."

Taxi fares.

Backseat Predators

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

Sat Nag

"You're doing it wrong."

"But there's a huge sinkhole in that spot!"

School of Backseat Driving

'Perhaps that will shut you up!'

'You drive and I'll criticise.'

'Slow down on the speed bumps, Harvey.'

How To Save Gas.

"You should have listened, I warned you that we were approaching the end of the pier..."

'Throw in a 'ooh, you missed a short cut there' and you'll pass easily...'

You're turning onto Jackson? Miller is waaaay faster! Watch the kid on the bike! Backseat GPS.

Road Sign: You are now lost. I told you so next 30 miles.

"Would you like me to drive from the front seat or the back seat?"

'I told you to keep your eyes on the road!'

Driving To Hell and Back

"Better slow up...there's a speed bump ahead."