Back Seat Driver Aficionado Gifts

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Man helping a mini learner driver

'The penguin is upset...'

I love my motor.

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Stone Age Driving Test

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

"You call that teaching."

Backseat Predators

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

"You're very courteous for a hog"

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

I don't brake for tail gators.

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'How was my emergency stop?'

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

"Today we're learning how to simultaneously drive and talk on the cell phone!"