Back Seat Driver Aficionado Mugs

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Man helping a mini learner driver

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'The penguin is upset...'

I love my motor.

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

Stone Age Driving Test

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

Backseat Predators

"You're very courteous for a hog"

"You call that teaching."

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

'How was my emergency stop?'

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

'When I tap the keyboard I want you to do an emergency stop.'

"Today we're learning how to simultaneously drive and talk on the cell phone!"