Back Seat Driver Enthusiast Mugs

'Throw in a 'ooh, you missed a short cut there' and you'll pass easily...'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Man helping a mini learner driver

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

'The penguin is upset...'

I love my motor.

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Stone Age Driving Test

"Right I've checked everything 6 times. Surely nothing can go wrong this time."

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

"Better move over Earl seein' as you never graduated 4th grade."

Backseat Predators

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

"You're very courteous for a hog"

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

I don't brake for tail gators.

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'How was my emergency stop?'

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

"Today we're learning how to simultaneously drive and talk on the cell phone!"