Backseat Driving Enthusiast Mugs

'I told you to keep your eyes on the road!'

"Let's try it again, Steven. He made several decisions you failed to second-guess."

'You drive and I'll criticise.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Man helping a mini learner driver

I love my motor.

'The penguin is upset...'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Stone Age Driving Test

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

Backseat Predators

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

"Better move over Earl seein' as you never graduated 4th grade."

I don't brake for tail gators.

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

"You're very courteous for a hog"

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

'Are we there yet Dad?'

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'How was my emergency stop?'

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

"Today we're learning how to simultaneously drive and talk on the cell phone!"