Backseat Banter Lovers Gifts

'Are we there yet Dad?'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

"I saw the guy who cut me off on the highway get pulled over by a police officer!"

Backseat Predators

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

"He may be evil, but his breath is like air conditioning."

'Sorry. No trade-ins.'

"My last dog always too a right there."

A young man replying cheekily to an older gentleman

"Did we tell you? Debbie's going to be on 'Car Talk.'"

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

"You're doing it wrong."

School of Backseat Driving

'When you take off your glasses and put a bag over your head you're gorgeous!'

"If you don't want me to sound like that when I imitate you, then don't sound like that when you talk to me."

'I called it first!'

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

"I think it's time to give the word 'fabulous' back to the straight world."

'Slow down on the speed bumps, Harvey.'

'Perhaps that will shut you up!'

'You drive and I'll criticise.'

I still don't see how these 'hand free' laws make you any safer...

Banter Area.

"Hey, I dig the creative process. I'm an accountant!"

"Stop it!"

"Tongue please."