Backseat Buddy Pillows

You're turning onto Jackson? Miller is waaaay faster! Watch the kid on the bike! Backseat GPS.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Bike Rides

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

Flower power.

"I could stick that landing."

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

Backseat Predators

'Are we there yet Dad?'

Adventure

Tandem with TV on the back.

"My last dog always too a right there."

School of Backseat Driving

"You're doing it wrong."

"They're padded shorts: yes, your butt looks big."

'Coming through!'

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

'Perhaps that will shut you up!'

'You drive and I'll criticise.'

"You are doing 53 in a 35 zone."