Bike Buddy Pillows

"I felt you get on at the traffic lights, but who are you exactly?"

Flower power.

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

Tandem with TV on the back.

Bike Rides

'Coming through!'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Airplane food

Nature Lovers

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

TSA

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Travellers

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'To much orange.'