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"I felt you get on at the traffic lights, but who are you exactly?"

Flower power.

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

Tandem with TV on the back.

Bike Rides

'Coming through!'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Nature Lovers

Airplane food

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"How's my tripping you up?"

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

TSA

'To much orange.'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Travellers

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....