Bicycle Buddy Pillows

"They're padded shorts: yes, your butt looks big."

Cycling

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Not now, Oliver."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Bike Rides

Bicycle sat nav.

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

Nature Lovers

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Chris Froome

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Green Bike

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

Old School Mustaches