Boat Buddy Pillows

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Bike Rides

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Now cut that out!'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'It was this big. I swear'

Watching Sea Life.

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."