Boat Buddy Gifts

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Bike Rides

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Loud mouth bass.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Watching Sea Life.

'Now cut that out!'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'It was this big. I swear'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."