Boating Buddy Gifts

Summer Sketches - Cheerfully drifting down the stream of life

'I need a vacation after that fishing trip!'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

'Hey, Al, my livewell is full can I use yours?'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'You didn't like ice fishing either! There's no way of satisfying you!'

"By my count, that is the 27th last cast."

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Build a Raft

'Are we there yet?'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"Mind the whale, dear."

A vampire in a canoe.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Fish hunting for men.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Boat wedding.

Fishing with God

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'