Boating Buddies Gifts

'Oh,George,you found my lure.I thought I lost it.'

'Boat thefts are up, so I invested in a bigger padlock.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Watching Sea Life.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

A Couple in A Speedboat.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

The Imperfect Storm

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

"They migrate here each summer."

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

'Don't row so hard!'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"You know very well what fish!"

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

'Here's the junk mail.'

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

Thames Pizza

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Becalmed yachts