Fishing Buddies Gifts

"Wasn't there something else we came out here to do?"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Piranhaclaus

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Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

Tequila Mockingbird

'I wish I was creative'

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'Now cut that out!'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Jacques Cousteau.

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

No Swimming Allowed

Finesse fishing

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

"You know very well what fish!"

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

"We've lost the remote."