Fish Friends Gifts

Octopus Baseball Fan

Piranhaclaus

'Thank goodness they've put us in the TV-room: Can you imagine how boring it would be otherwise...'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Raised by Dogs

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Lamb Noise.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'I wish I was creative'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Life's a Bench.

Picnic with thieves

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Dam it all

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

No Swimming Allowed

'What's wrong? Woof woof?'

They can't all look like sheep butts.

Jacques Cousteau.

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'