Fishy Friend Gifts

"Look who's moved in next door."

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

Red Flag: "Um, Bobby, do you love goldfish or do you love goldfish funerals?"

Dog available for 'leash'.

"I wonder what it's thinking!"

"Isn't it time you had your bath?"

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'

'Son, I don't think that's what's meant by 'spawning bed'.'

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'

'Great. He's adding angel fish. Now we've all gotta swim a straight line.'

'Where's your goldfish?'

Use no hooks.

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"I'll have him ring you back, at the moment he's feeding the fish. . ."

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Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Piranhaclaus

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Lamb Noise.

"This never happened."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Garbage Piñata

'I wish I was creative'

Labrador Non-retriever