Quirky Fish Friend Gifts

Deep sea diving problems.

Piranhaclaus

The practical psychopath

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I wish I was creative'

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

Giraffe Selfie

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Penguin Remote

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

Jacques Cousteau.

No Swimming Allowed

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

"We've lost the remote."

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

Octopus Baseball Fan

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

'Wheeee...'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

'That was fun!'