Aquatic Friend Gifts

'Who's taking the hamster home this weekend?' - Primary Schools of Fish.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Piranhaclaus

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Lamb Noise.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"This never happened."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Garbage Piñata

'I wish I was creative'

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Labrador Non-retriever

Life's a Bench.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Picnic with thieves

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

Dam it all

Jacques Cousteau.

They can't all look like sheep butts.

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

No Swimming Allowed

'What's wrong? Woof woof?'

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

A man selling a horse to an older lady

Cow outboard engine

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'