Aquatic Friend Mugs

'Who's taking the hamster home this weekend?' - Primary Schools of Fish.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Piranhaclaus

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"This never happened."

Lamb Noise.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'I wish I was creative'

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Labrador Non-retriever

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Picnic with thieves

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

No Swimming Allowed

'What's wrong? Woof woof?'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Cow outboard engine

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

A man selling a horse to an older lady