Fish-loving Friend Mugs

"The good thing about being us is our mortgage is thrown in with our owner's."

Piranhaclaus

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

'I wish I was creative'

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

"And you wanted to throw me back."

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

No Swimming Allowed

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

Astronaut fishbowl.

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

"What's the name of our sea?"

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."