Animal Friend Gifts

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Hey buddy, are you familiar with the term - 'birds of a feather'?"

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Cow Chips Happen,

'I just love country music.'

"It's that same dream, where I'm drowning in a bowl of noodles."

'I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on some echinacea?'

"Come on, I'll sneak you in the doggie door."

'There's a little bit of cheese left in the trap. Would you like it?'

Dog and Teddy bear Kennels

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

"Purpose. I said your life needed purpose!"

"I could have been a big celebrity. But for my fear of public speaking."

A tombstone in a cemetery has cat ears and reads "Meow";a cat buried beside its owner.

'Hydrotherapy and a massage... now THAT'S what I call a great spa!'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Fawn.

'Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I've brought my own.'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Life's a Bench.

'The grin is guaranteed for three months.'

Man on see-saw troubled by dog

Ah heck, don't complain now! This is just the 'Warm-up'!

Dam it all

Homeless man holds a sign saying 'Homeless, One Year.' His dog holds a sign saying 'That's Seven in Dog Years.'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

'Does your tail twirl clockwise or counterclockwise?' 'It depends on whether I'm above or below the equator.'

'My Dad says people who have pets live longer.'

"Meet my cats - Step Over Me, Dust Around Me, and Sit Somewhere Else."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'This is where the magic happens!'

The statue of Lactity.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cow outboard engine