Animal Friend Pillows

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Hey buddy, are you familiar with the term - 'birds of a feather'?"

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"It's that same dream, where I'm drowning in a bowl of noodles."

'There's a little bit of cheese left in the trap. Would you like it?'

"Come on, I'll sneak you in the doggie door."

'I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on some echinacea?'

'Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I've brought my own.'

Ah heck, don't complain now! This is just the 'Warm-up'!

Man on see-saw troubled by dog

Dog and Teddy bear Kennels

Homeless man holds a sign saying 'Homeless, One Year.' His dog holds a sign saying 'That's Seven in Dog Years.'

'The grin is guaranteed for three months.'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Fawn.

'Hydrotherapy and a massage... now THAT'S what I call a great spa!'

A tombstone in a cemetery has cat ears and reads "Meow";a cat buried beside its owner.

"I could have been a big celebrity. But for my fear of public speaking."

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

"Purpose. I said your life needed purpose!"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"Meet my cats - Step Over Me, Dust Around Me, and Sit Somewhere Else."

'This is where the magic happens!'

'Does your tail twirl clockwise or counterclockwise?' 'It depends on whether I'm above or below the equator.'

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

'My Dad says people who have pets live longer.'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

The statue of Lactity.

Cow outboard engine

"Yeah, he calls me his best friend alright, but he's never shared his hot chips: not once!"

"You Boer immigrants are all alike. The minute you set foot in Australia you start exploiting the natives."

'What's wrong? Woof woof?'

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"