Pet Friend Pillows

There's a big spider right by your head...

'Where's that wet dog smell coming from?

Bitchbark Canoe

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Lamb Noise.

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

Christmas Pets

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Don't even think about it."

PET THEORIES

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Chasebook

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Humans are strange."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."