Pet Friend Gifts

There's a big spider right by your head...

'Where's that wet dog smell coming from?

Bitchbark Canoe

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Lamb Noise.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Christmas Pets

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Don't even think about it."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

PET THEORIES

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Chasebook

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Humans are strange."

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'