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Kid dripping wet with dogs and cats to mom: 'You won't believe how hard it's raining!'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Canine Scentipede

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Lamb Noise.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

'They're dog roses!'

Christmas Pets

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Your love gives me strength."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'Out, damned Spot.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Chasebook

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'