Friend (if Dog Owner) Gifts

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

A large leaf falling on a dog

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"Don't even think about it."

'They're dog roses!'

"Your love gives me strength."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'Out, damned Spot.'

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Dog Birthdays

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"Sorry Frank, but I can no longer go on with this charade. Not only am I not your best friend, I'm not even sure if I like you at all."

Dog with toilet IV