Canine Friend Gifts

Dog football

'Got treats?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'Super Dog'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"I hate it when we fight."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Lamb Noise.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Canine Scentipede

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'