Canine Friend Gifts

Cut it out! I was saving that food for later! If dogs had braces.

Dog football

'Got treats?'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Super Dog'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"I hate it when we fight."

Lamb Noise.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Canine Scentipede

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap