Friend Of A Dog Owner Gifts

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Dog's Loo

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Super Dog'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Canine Scentipede

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"Don't even think about it."

'They're dog roses!'

"Your love gives me strength."

'Out, damned Spot.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."