Friend Of A Dog Owner Pillows

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Dog's Loo

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Super Dog'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Canine Scentipede

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Don't even think about it."

'They're dog roses!'

"Your love gives me strength."

'Out, damned Spot.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'